First World Problems

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01/14/2015 at 20:13 • Filed to: None

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Porsche has a new configurator. HOW DOES ONE CHOOSE WHICH 911 IS THE BEST PORSCHE?


DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:14

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OH COME ON, SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:16

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This isn't even all of them.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:16

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Dis one is


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > macanamera
01/14/2015 at 20:16

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THIS IS ACCURATE


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:17

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It's easy, they buy a Cayman.


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:17

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Is there no RWD only 911 targa anymore?


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:17

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The one spelled cayman.


Kinja'd!!! JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:17

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None of them?

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Huehuehue


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:21

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Cayman GTS, brah (with our good pal Manuel, of course)


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:21

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I'm now the third person to say this, but the one to choose is the Cayman.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
01/14/2015 at 20:22

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Unfortunately, no.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:23

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If you have to have a 911, the Targa 4S. Otherwise the answer is Boxster S. Always has been.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:23

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BUY THEM ALL


Kinja'd!!!  > macanamera
01/14/2015 at 20:24

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Yea, where is the little round one with VW badge?


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > PushToStart
01/14/2015 at 20:24

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Why? It's a Targa, it's designed to be driven with the top down during the summer not as a winter beater. That was the one new 911 I would want to own, 911 targa RWD with a manual in red.


Kinja'd!!! Autofixation > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:28

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I'll have a Targa 4 GTS, please.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
01/14/2015 at 20:32

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because Porsche is stupid!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:33

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NONE OF THEM!

Everyone knows you should buy the 997.2 GTS Manuél


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Manuél Ferrari
01/14/2015 at 20:36

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If they keep making everything AWD they're going to become expensive Subarus with the engine in the back.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
01/14/2015 at 20:41

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They already are!

Both have boxer engines

Both moving towards 100% turbo charged lineup

Porsche making more and more cars AWD and Subaru is all AWD

Both moving towards 100% automatic one day


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
01/14/2015 at 20:41

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My thoughts exactly. I could understand AWD as an option, (because what isn't an option when you're buying a Porsche) but I just don't see why you can't get one with RWD. It doesn't even seem to me that it was a decision motivated by money, as I'm sure they would sell plenty of both flavors...

And, red? I think you mean Sapphire Blue Metallic :P


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Vicente Esteve
01/14/2015 at 20:43

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Seconding this emotion.


Kinja'd!!! Sir FR-S (Formally CR-Z) > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:44

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Targa duh


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > PushToStart
01/14/2015 at 20:45

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I prefer red. I saw both colors in person and I like the look of the silver hoop with red better. This would be the only car I would probably ever buy in red.


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 20:46

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Why don't they have Targas that are RWD?!?!?!


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 21:01

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Targa GTS 7MT with Centerlock wheels. Everything I want in a 991.


Kinja'd!!! Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 21:08

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Just print the page, hang on wall, turn around and take 3 paces and with your back to the picture throw a dart. Decision made...


Kinja'd!!! D > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 21:29

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*Zeroth World Problems


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > vdub_nut: scooter snob
01/14/2015 at 21:42

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Targa FTW!


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > heliochrome85
01/14/2015 at 21:44

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"The best" is over-rated.

Cars these days, especially Porsche's 911s are so capable that most people won't even come near to the limit of the car's capabilities. So you can choose one that isn't the best, and it will still more than please you.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > heliochrome85
01/15/2015 at 01:04

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You pick the shape you like.

You pick RWD or AWD.

You opt for the GTS.

Enjoy your new Porsche!


Kinja'd!!! Ryanator122 > heliochrome85
01/15/2015 at 04:35

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Am I the only one who thinks a Targa GT3-RS would be pretty sick?


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > heliochrome85
01/15/2015 at 12:16

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Not listed, but GT3, please.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > heliochrome85
01/18/2015 at 21:43

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You forgot one option:

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